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It’s Time for Uncle Ancient Wisdom
Uncle: good news from afar may bring you a welcome visitor
Uncle: but make sure, the visitor, bring uncle some mong bean sandwich and good tea
Somewhere in the street of San Francisco, Finn and chow are waiting for Ratso to finish up his phone call, so they can go out somewhere and look for better jobs.
Chow: are you sure you have to make this phone call Ratso?
Ratso: of course I’m sure Chow, I have to give my friend Vinyl a call and see if she can help us out, to find new gigs as rock stars
Chow: I don’t know, are you sure she good making gigs for us?
Finn: she sound groovy enough to me and beside who else going to help three criminals with a record of many robberies and work with evil demons and a crazy old wizards and a giant floating mask, which we not going to talk about ever again and a boss that had a lot of money and now working for the bus company.
Chow: ………… well since you put it that way, I guess we have no other choice then, but the question is, why Ratso is calling from a payphone for?
Ratso: where she from is a very long distance call and you know how much the phone company will charge that kind of phone call, I don’t think so. Plus my nephew broke my phone and I have to wait next week for it.
Chow: ok now you make since with that part
Phone operator: hello there, how can I help you today?
Ratso: yes I would like to make a collect call to last name scratch, first Vinyl
Phone operator: one moment please ………… the name is match and I passing through the call for you
Ratso: thank you
While Ratso wait in the phone for a few second, until he was able to hear a familiar voice
Vinyl Scratch: *yawn* if this the government or a telemarking pony calling this number, get the @(#*#@ off my phone
Ratso: hey Vinyl, this is your old friend Ratso remember?
Vinyl Scratch: Ratso? I feel like I know a Ratso, did I hire you of being my butler, if you are, I need you over my place right now, I had a big party last night and made a big mess, plus the bathroom need to clean and you don’t want to know how bad it is either.
Ratso: no Vinyl, I’m not the butler, this is your drinking buddy from the night club, you know, the one that got you three or four free apple cider drinks for you and you went a little crazy
Vinyl Scratch: oh yeah, the cool human guy, that was nice enough, to give this mare some free awesome drinks. How the heck you been, you haven’t call nor write back to me.
Ratso: sorry about that, been a little busy for a while, but kinda need to ask you a big favor
Vinyl Scratch: no problem dude, what your old friend Vinyl can do for you?
Ratso: me and my friends want to be rock stars and we need to find a first gig or something, can you find us one?
Vinyl Scratch: sure thing man, I think I know a pony, which he own me a few favor, I ask him and see if he can help me out, hold on for a second. *she place another call and wait for a second until she heard a call*
Neon: hello this is Neon
Vinyl Scratch: hey buddy, remember me
Neon: who wouldn’t forget Vinyl, a pony like you who through two crazy parties and wreck two places at one night
Vinyl Scratch: I made two parties?
Neon: one at your place and my apartment, you have any ideas, how much I have to clean from several ponies, even cleaning the bathroom is giving me nightmares…… nightmares I tell you
Vinyl Scratch: look Neon I’m sorry about the parties, but can you do me a favor and help me out finding some gigs, for a friend of mine
Neon: what kind of gigs they want?
Vinyl Scratch: they are a simple rock band and they got a good singer, they need a place start their first rock career
Neon: alright I help them out find a gig, but first you have to help me out, cleaning up this place
Vinyl Scratch: woops sorry Neon, I think I lost connection with you, got to go bye
Neon: Vinyl wait, don’t hang………….. Sigh up
Vinyl Scratch: good news guys, you going to have your first gig soon
Ratso: that great to hear Vinyl, thanks again for your help
Vinyl Scratch: no problem Ratso, but before you go, there is one thing I need to ask
Ratso: what that?
Vinyl Scratch: do you know a number, to clean up a big mess?
That was Uncle Ancient Wisdom
just hangin’ around…
Thomas Journal: Nightmare Tales
Thomas the writer: greeting ladies and gentleman, in times like this whenever I’m not traveling around places. I take my time to write some random stories on my spare time. Some stories I write will show the hero save the day and always have a happily ever after ending, but there are some stories that there is no happy ending…….. Ever. For that there are two different kind of scary stories. One that creep and come bumping in the night, the other………….. Is the other kind. Our story tonight, is the other kind.
Tonight for our nightmare tales
End with six feet on the ground
everyone had different type of dreams, some dreams can be a simple one, that make you fly in the sky or one that help you solve a problem, that you can’t solve in real life. but when people dreams, they have a slight ability that give them an edge to see a spirit of their love one, but there will be time, those spirit can be something, that wasn’t meant to be there and they use their ability to hunt your dream and bring nothing more but nightmare, but even the slightest nightmare, can end you or everything you believe in, out of excitant
There was a being that had a nightmare like that, his name jimmy Nevelson aka small town slasher. He spent most of his adulthood life, killing innocent people across the small town, not only he got away killing twelve people, but he also escape from small county jail a few dozen time. But there was one time, which the law was able to capture him, after killing an innocent victim, playing in the park. The judge have sentence Jimmy to prison and was plan to be electrocuted by the chair, within thirteen day. Jimmy laugh at the judge and told him, that it will never going to happened, he was able to escape from jail a dozen times and even cheated death a couple of time. The judge stare at him and told him the prison he sending him was well know, for not having anyone ever from escaping there, he even add that not even a mouse, can’t escape from that place. Jimmy accept the judge challenge and told him that he be out of their before the thirteen day and after he say those words, he was taken out of the court room and one straight ticket for the prison of nightmares.
On the first day reaching his final days before the end, the guards send him a simple prison cell, where there only one small window, showing strong bars blocking his way out. the guard told Jimmy, that he better enjoy his new home, since it was going to be his last few days. Jimmy send a remark to the guard and say, that he going to escape this prison and become a well know legend. The guard laugh at him and said that no one ever escape this place, he also added, that the only way for him to ever escape, will only be his spirit. After that the guard left Jimmy and continue his patrol. Jimmy snare at the guard and continue thinking up plans of how to escape this place. He wasn’t able to see where he was, since the bus, was blocking his view of the area. He move his bed and reach it near enough for him to see what it out there. Even though the window was small, but he had a good view of the place and was surprise that the prison was big. For a small town, they sure have a big prison, the area was dead and nothing around it, wasn’t even alive. He see a small woods that was leading to somewhere, but not sure where. While he was looking out the window, Jimmy started to hear voices, inside his prison cell, he look behind him and notice nothing. he went back looking thought the window and then started to hear voices again, he got back down from the window and look around his prison cell and still haven’t seen anything like before, he look around his prison bars and see if the guards were nearby, but some of them weren’t even looking. Then he back away from the prison bars, jimmy was caught off guard and see a figure was right in front of him. Jimmy was on the floor, but was still continue staring at the figure. The figure was looking at jimmy, not saying anything, but staring at him. Jimmy got up from the floor and walk near the bars. The figure raise it right hand, which was cover in dirt and pointed at him for some reason. jimmy told the figure to get away, but the figure didn’t listen to him and keep on pointing, the figure was it left hand, which was cover in dirt as well and pointed at it neck, where you see a knife line, that was left behind around its neck. Jimmy see that style of cut before, but he was still freak out and call out for a guard. The guard came by to Jimmy cell and ask him, if there was a problem? Jimmy explain, that there was someone in his cell and wanted to guard to take him out, but the guard look inside his cell and there was no one there. Jimmy keep on explaining that he did saw someone and wasn’t joking, but the guard didn’t believe him and walk away. Jimmy was still freak out of what just happened, part of him think that all of it, was just a dream, but yet felt so real, before he even went to his bed, he look at the ground and notice dirt was there, he know that he wasn’t even outside, but there was dirt inside his cell and they are in a shape of a foot print, he wonder if the figure left it there or it was meant for something else?
Somewhere on the third day of his sentence to prison, Jimmy was counting down the days and was still continue his plan of escaping. the guards send him working around the field and all he does was digging holes all day, Jimmy wanted to ask them why, but he well know they not going to answer his quest, all they see him more, just a walking dead men. when Jimmy finish digging his hole, he look at the field and notice that there wasn’t really that much guards out there, but only a few that watching him and few other prisoner. Jimmy see a prisoner was crawling out his hole, but sat down on the ground. Jimmy wonder if he know a thing or two of this place and went asking him. He try to get a straight answer from the prisoner, but all he got was two words, “no escape”
Later that night, Jimmy was checking around his prison cell, making sure nothing out of the ordinary appear in front of him. He still freak out of the figure he saw, when he first came to this place, on the second day, he made sure to check his cell, before he goes to sleep. After looking around his cell, Jimmy finally fallen to sleep and started to have a strange dream. In his mind he was in a middle of nowhere, the place was dark and all he see a light, where he standing on. He started walking and the light following him and once he reach an edge of the place, the whole dark place lid up and what he see, was a field of nothing, like the one he was working on this morning. Jimmy stare around and see a figure standing in the middle of the field. He look at the figure and see if it was the same thing, but this one was different. This figure was holding an odd object in it hand, Jimmy wonder what that object was, but from a distance, all he can tell, it was some kind of block of wood. Jimmy plans to walk away from the figure, but forgot that he was standing off an edge, he turn to see and that figure was already standing in front of him. Jimmy was freaking out of how this figure came in front of him, just like that. The figure lift the object in his hand and give it to Jimmy as a gift. Jimmy was confuse of why it did that fore. The figure say something to him and speak “a box for your thoughts” after that it scream and shook Jimmy from his deep sleep. Jimmy finally awake and notice that he was still in his cell, he wipe his head still freaking out of what just happen, that dream of his wasn’t normal, but yet, that dream of his is trying to tell him something, but what.
On the six day staying in that cell of his, he been acting nervous of what been happening to him, he went to see the prison doctor and tell him that he been having strange dream and don’t know what to do with it. The doctor told him try to some medicine to see if it help him, but those medicine only make things a lot worst. The figure keep on coming back to his mind and messing him around, everyway it can. There are time, the figure was change up for no reason and other time, the things it done, is un-questionable to answer. Jimmy haven’t slept well for a couple of days and need some other way to stop these nightmare, before he lose it insanity. So he try his only way, that seem to work, is staying up through the night, not able to fallen asleep. But his mind and body, was reaching the point, which he need to sleep before he crash. He force himself to punch himself in the stomach, so he can try to stay awake, then started writing down his plans of escaping this place and that seem to work so far. But then when he was about to stop working, he heard another noise, but this one was a child laughter. He look around his cell again and see a young child was in there with him. Jimmy seen this child before, but never thought to see her again. This child was the young one, he kill at the park for fun, until the police was able to capture him on the next day. Jimmy look at the child and see the scar around her neck, the young child was smiling at him , the same smile before she was gone, he knew that young child is mocking him, do because of her, that he round up in prison and having strange nightmares. Jimmy keep on yelling the young child and yet, she was still laughing, the young child just skip around him and sing ring around the rosy song and keep on singing a few dozen time. Jimmy was getting tired of that song and then finally snap and yell out loud and startle all the prisoner from their sleep. The prison guard came by to jimmy cell and ask him, of what was his problem. Jimmy tell him the same way before, but this time added that he saw a young child and it was singing a song and skipping around him. The prison guard look at him weird and then tell him to go to sleep, before he get in more trouble. Jimmy see the prison guard left him and he hear the child laughter again. He look behind him and see the young child and this time, it was holding something in her hand. Jimmy wonder what inside the box, but there an old saying goes, curiosity kill the cat, but yet Jimmy wasn’t afraid to look to see what inside. The young child keep on showing the box to him and jimmy was able to grab it. He look at the box for a moment before he found the courage to open it. Once he open the box, he drop it on the floor and see nothing more, but a dead hand cover in dirt, eating alive by dozen of worms. He was freaking out of what he saw and drop the box on the floor, Jimmy ask the young child, of where she found that hand from. The young child laugh and then point her finger at his right arm. Jimmy was a little confuse, but was afraid at the same time, he look at his right arm and see blood on the floor, he raise his arm up and notice that his right hand was gone. He scream in pain of losing his hand and fell to the ground, he yell his voice out, until he wasn’t able to scream anymore. The prison guards came to Jimmy cell and see him holding his arm up, thinking that he was in pain. The prison guards have no choice but to take him to salutary cell, so that way no one can hear him until the last day of his sentence. So jimmy was carry away to salutary, where he spent the few days hearing nothing but silence.
Days have pass and Jimmy have reach for the final day of life he got left. The prison guards were walking down to salutary and escort him to the electric chair. Both of them guards were talking to each other, saying they going to enjoy the show, seeing him shock to his life, until there nothing left of him, but burnt smell of a dead corps. But the one of the guards was wondering of what been happening with Jimmy, since he heard rumors, that he been seeing strange things for the last few days. The other guard tell him, that Jimmy been acting weird is all and nothing strange was going on, he also added, that this prison they are in, is an old asylum that was once used, to keep the insane folks here, plus he mention, that some of them never make it more than a week and die in their beds. The prison guard was freaking out of what he said, but the guard laugh of him and tell him, it was nothing more but legends. Once they reach the salutary cell, the guards notice that one of their own was sitting on the floor scared from his pants off. One the guards was asking him what was going on, the guard on the floor raise his shaking hand and point inside the salutary cell where jimmy was staying in. both the guards look inside and the sight wasn’t pleasant and was something from a terrible nightmare. What they see, was Jimmy was on the floor and his blood was all over the place, they see his right hand was rip out from his arm and try to used it a shovel and dig to the cement floor, the y see blood stain scatter all over the cell and some of them look like drawing of people and a strange figure, that Jimmy seen in his dream. There was one last thing they were able to read in the blood stain and it was the final message that Jimmy left for them to read and those words that he said in the beginning “finally escape” but the question is, is he really free, from those terrible dreams?
Reply to Hsi Wu Rp~
Angel takes him to a local beach and goes to change into her swimsuit. There are a lot of humans around ranging from singles to large families out enjoying the Summer weather. Angel walks up behind Hsi Wu and gently covers his eyes, “Guess who~” she whispers against his ear.Hsi Wu: I wonder who that be, let me guess, is it one of my demon sisters or the cute angel of my life.
Reply to Hsi Wu Rp~
"You may be handsome in your human form…but your true form is better~" Angel giggled, "At least you’ll be able to protect me from the perverts on the beach~" She said while winking at him.His Wu: of course Angel, if any of them try to come to near you, I will deal with them personally, now then should we head for the beach?